It's hard to turn on the news today and not be overwhelmed by all the negative events happening in our world...So I wanted to brighten your day by sharing a list of statements that my Aunt Becky sent me... Made me laugh yesterday. (especially #'s 4, 6, 11, 12) Smile!
For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity...
1. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
2. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
3. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-helpsection?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
4. If a deaf child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
5. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
6. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
10. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
11. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
12. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
13. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
14. How is it possible to have a civil war?
15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
16. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
17. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
18. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?
Have a great day!
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Yes there is some interesting thoughts in the statements.
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